Day 2: "The Speech"

I know its a lil late,but as they say:better late than never.Anyway,this trips been rather odd with all sorts of ups and downs.On saturday,some of the guys climbed out of their room windows into the ally on the side of the hotel.They decided 2 play american football and Serner threw the ball 2 Francis. Unsurprisingly,noone caught the ball and it hit the reception window. This scared the crap outta the lady at the reception desk,who then grassed every1 up.I wasnt there but when we returned from cordoba we were given "the speech".With contributions from most teachers it was boring and unorganised.Aparently cctv in the ally was filmin and basicaly every is gna get screwed.We reckon that theyre lyin about the cctv bcos the night before ppl were lighting deodrants and that wasnt mentioned. That was the down of the day. The up occured in cordoba.Mackie was randomly wastin Romeros camera takin pics of all the buff female shopkeepers.There was one shop with 2 ladies workin there and they were all right lookin.Jeeves wanted 2 buy smk so we al went in and they kept thinkin that we were gna jack smk,so kept a close eye on us.Gok told one of them in english that she had nice tits,hoping she wudnt understand as she would only talk in spanish.Lil did we know that Romero had been 2 all the shops tellin them 2 only speak spanish 2 us.It turned out the lady spoke english as she was tellin her m8 tht we were talkin about her "chest".Gok was completly unaware and moved on 2 ask whether the shop asst. had any marijuana.The church thing we saw was pretty borin,but ther wer a few nice gals keepin the scenery interestin. We then went 2 the local shoppin place n saw more than enough nice gals. ;) Me n james went 2 the arcade wher it was packed with gals and right oposite ther was a bunch of rather nice spanish gals w8n 2 go 2 the disco thing. Ther wer also a few english gals,but all the guys wernt botherd. Instead they al began 2 play with the water fountains,trying 2 get from one side 2 the other without getting drenched. It was wel funny when gok got drenched n his combats went see through.Jeeves was messin with our walkie talkies and got a hold of security. He had them runnin al over the place.After our fun in the shoppin center we returned 2 our hotel but were unable 2 continue our football tournament.Instead we went 2 the arcade (y9&10 only)We played minigolf which was a good laugh and i think i lost but i havent got round 2 chekin my score yet.We were joined by our american "m8z" on the minigolf course & i think every1 did crap bcos they were distracted by the buff blond american chick. Anyway my hand hurts after typin this al on my fone 4 the last hour. Hope readin was as much fun as ritin this (lol). Peace.

written on 22nd march.